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Monday, April 14, 2014

I Had a Port Once










An Ode to My Port 

Oh port oh port oh port
Our time together was short
but imPORT
(ant)
you saved my veins
and caused few pains
but now it's time to abort.


Bye bye....

1 comment:

  1. Congratulations, Amy. That port must have been pretty uncomfortable.

    Not to change the topic, but I think the stylistic decisions made by the members of the (fictitious) band Steam ("Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye") in that embedded video need to be addressed. The vests, the hatchet-sized shirt collars, the paisley prints, the haircuts, the facial hair, the inclusion of the bongo drum, the . . . I guess you would call it dancing . . . they all add up to some sort of perfect storm of 60s/70s awfulness (the fact that none of the band members chose to wear a Native American headdress is the one small saving grace).

    I mean, just watch the lead singer at the 2:12 mark with the sound off. He simultaneously looks like a merman gasping for oxygen-rich water and a person hula-hooping without a hula-hoop.

    It's staggering.

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