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Monday, December 7, 2009

The Snowy Day - updated and revised



Author Ezra Jack Keats published his classic children's book the Snowy Day in 1962. It begins "One morning Peter work up and looked out the window. Snow had fallen during the night. It covered everything as far as he could see."
This is about the point where Keat's version of events digresses from my own. The following line reads "After breakfast he put on his snowsuit and ran outside."
Did he actually put on his own snow suit? Was it really that simple that he just ran outside?! I don't know who this Peter kid is, but he's nothing like my kids.
Ladies and Gentleman, here is my updated version of A Snowy Day based on the events of this past Sunday:

One almost-winter morning Ethan and Jonas woke up and looked out the window. Snow had fallen during the night. It covered everything as far as they could see.
"MOMMY! DADDY! Wake up!! It snowed! Let's shovel!!"
It was 6:30am.
Ethan and Jonas cried to go outside. They gathered their snowsuits, boots, hats and gloves from the closet and scattered everything throughout the kitchen, living room and hallway. "We're ready!" Ethan screamed.
Unfortunately, their mommy and daddy were not. They were still in bed. "Come on...!" Ethan screamed. "GET UP!"
Eventually, mommy and daddy did. Eventually, they had some coffee and much to the children's delight, began getting ready to go outside.
Mommy and daddy gathered up the snowsuits, boots, hats and gloves, which were scattered everywhere. Of course, they couldn't find one glove and mommy said "God damn it!"
"What did you say?" Ethan asked.
"Oh..nothing Let's go outside and have some fun!"
"YAY!"
On went the snowsuits. On went the boots. On went the hats and jackets. Off came a jacket.
"I dont' want to wear it," Ethan whined.
"You have to wear your jacket," mommy said.
"But it ruuuuuuuubbbbs...."
"What?"
"It's rubbing...my neck. I don't want to wear it."
"You have to wear it."
"Then I'm just going to wear it like this." He draped it around his shoulders like a shawl.
"Fine," mommy said, annoyed.
The gloves came next. Mommy tried to make them wear the waterproof ones, explaining how the kind they preferred, the regular kind, would make their hands wet and cold. Nobody was having it. Mommy tried to get the nice waterproof Land's End gloves she had purchased for Jonas on his hands but they were too big and simply slid off. "God damn it!" Mommy said again.
"Let's goooooo" Ethan whined.
Mommy gathered several different types of gloves for the boys to take outside, just in case. Daddy grabbed the camera and finally, after 20 minutes of preparing, off they went to the front yard for fun fun fun.
Ethan shoveled briefly with his kid shovel and Jonas found a large stick, which he dragged across the snow and then used to poke his brother in the leg.
"Ouch!" Ethan yelled, then swung his shovel in his brother's direction.
"Let's make a snowman!" Daddy cried, hoping to distract them. He started rolling a snowball. The boys tried to help him, but their hands were cold. Out came the gloves. Ethan was agreeable this time, putting on his waterproof mittens, which thankfully fit. Mommy tried Jonas's again but they fell to the ground and he cried and refused to try any other pairs.
"I'm hungry mommy," he said.
Moments later Ethan said "I'm cold, I want to go inside."
"What?" Mommy and Daddy said. "But we're building a snowman! This is FUN!"
"I want to go inside! Ethan whined again. "Let's goooooooooo."
Ethan cried, then Jonas followed.
"PIck me up mummy," Jonas said.
"I'm cold!" Ethan whined again. "God Damn it."
Mommy and Daddy looked at each other. They hoped the neighbors would not hear all this. Then mommy wondered Is there something wrong with my children that they can't have fun in the snow? She was pleased when she saw another father and his son across the way and the father was saying to his boy in frustration "You said you wanted to go on your scooter! Now ride your scooter or we're going home!" The boy was crying. This made mommy feel better and less alone.
In the end, mommy and daddy quickly finished the snowman as Ethan cried from behind the door to the foyer. Daddy took some pictures and then they all went inside, everyone frazzled, and had some hot cocoa.
"That was fun," Ethan said as he sipped his drink.
Mommy looked at him in wonder, forced a smile and prayed it would not snow again until next December.

THE END.

5 comments:

  1. I am in a coffee shop laughing, laughing, laughing out loud. You have summed up what moms and dads all over New England experienced this past wknd. (at least the ones I know). I am going to pass this on to all of my friends who have wondered why they couldn't "just have fun" in the snow with their kids. Fantastic!

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  2. Love it! Here's my similar account about going ice skating at the Frog Pond on Sunday.

    Momma said "If you don't want to go ice skating, we can get out of this long line and play at the playground."

    Maeve lit up as she had a change of heart. "I WANT to go ice skating, now."

    Suddenly the long line seemed worthwhile. Momma pays $18 for admission and skate rental. They enter and pick up the skates. Maeve takes off her shoes and discovers her feet are cold. "I don't want to ice skate any more."

    Momma cajoles her to stand in the tiny crowded hallway directly outside of the bathrooms to warm up for a bit and then "see if we want to try."

    After one tearful round clinging to the wall with both hands, Maeve melts down over the cold and her tyrant mother's refusal to buy fried dough.

    Mom says "I'm going to go skate around at least once before we go," and attempts to calm down while precariously balancing and aiming not to be knocked over. Maeve is left on an ice covered wooden bench with some too-hot hot chocolate.

    When she returns, Maeve is sobbing in full force. While hurriedly removing skates, Mom reflexively grabs a cup next to her on the bench only to realize she's drank someone else's tea, not her hot cider.

    At home, Maeve decides ice skating is fun and we should go again.

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  3. I love the part of snow days when the kids are bored with everything and when they get outside they just can't stop throwing snowballs at each other until one or both are angry. Then I have to send one or both of them back inside. They come in the house and it's a puddle of gear everywhere that someone has to clean up. Hot cocoa and TV are fun though! There is rarely an issue with either of those things LOL. Happy Snow Day!

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    1. Happy snow day to you Tamara! Thanks for commenting. I think it's been a few years since anyone's posted on my blog. Then again, it's been a few years since I've written a new post! Ah well....maybe we can get the boys together again soon.

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